Don’t go with strange movie producers!
“Hold on, Buckaroos! Just because it says ‘G. I. Joe’ doesn’t mean you’re gonna get G. I. Joe. See, some producers in Hollywood like to take something you love a lot and change it all around. Usually, they’ll take a script that didn’t sell before, put that name on it, and market the hell out of it. So it may say ‘G. I. Joe’…”
“…but we’re really just getting a terrible movie! Now we know!”
“And knowing is half the battle!”